Like a Gallon of Woodbines This story first appeared last year as the last of my Pig Tales . Not all the short stories in the book are much cop, to be honest, but I still like this one, especially as it was one of those "stream of consciousness" events. Sometimes, when you have too much time for editing, you can ruin the feel of a tale by tinkering with it too much. This one benefits from being a first & only draft. Well, I think so any road! LIKE A GALLON OF WOODBINES Jess Ennis ran her last lap at the Don Valley Stadium on the day that Wednesday and United were playing in the semi final of the Youdan Cup. The OCS and the BBC met for a fight in t’Oil int Rooad, causing shoppers to take cover in C&A while they waited in vain for Superintendent Duckenfield of South Yorkshire Police to get a squad together to deal with the trouble. Down at Roxy’s nightclub Susan and Joanne had arranged to meet Phil but he had gone to Josephin...